The Many Paths of Hisao Nakai is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.639 billion Hisao Nakaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Hisao Nakaian economy, worth 533 trillion somethings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,170 somethings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, coastlines are giant slag heaps, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader, and a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hisao Nakai's national animal is the something else, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hisao Nakai is ranked 34,092^nd in the world and 1^st in accepted for Highest Food Quality, scoring 52.95 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.